Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Summer 2012 Anime

Well. Summer is almost upon us. Maybe. Let's see what shows are worth watching da ze~

Alright so red dot means it's shit and not worth watching, basically. I was too lazy to draw an X or something more creative.

Kingdom - This looks especially bad. Awful art, boring setting, etc. I don't think anyone expects it to be good any way though.
Kono Naka ni Hitori, Imouto ga Iru! - I'm sure Sudo will watch it or something, because it sounds like utter trash. Oh no, I need to hook up with one of these girls, but one of them might be my imouto! Yea right. Another harem show, and this one doesn't even try to have a plot. No thanks.
Moyashimon Returns - >.>
Natsuyuki Rendezvous - Wow this really sounds good. A man who falls in love with an ugly woman, who is probably not a virgin and is definitely not pure. I bet this series is marketed towards women.
Hagure Yuusha no Estetica - Harem, fanservice, and a plot that doesn't make up for it.

Rinne no Lagrange - The first season was really good and entertaining, so I'm glad it's getting a second season. Not.
Sword Art Online - The light novel series is pretty popular, and I'm a sucker for the 'sucked into mmo' setting, so I will probably check it out.
Jinrui ha Suitai Shimashita - "It's been several centuries since human beings declined due to the steep drop in birthrates." Ok ok, you've got me so far. "The most prestigious species on the Earth are 'Faries', 10 cm tall creatures with high intelligence." No thanks.
Koi to Senkyo to Chocolate - The eroge was extremely boring, with the only redeeming point being the pretty art. The anime does not have the pretty art. Needless to say I have less than 0 interest (negative interest).
Dakara Boku ha, H ga Dekinai - I think when the title mentions sex, that alone should be clue enough of what kind of show it is. A kuso show.

Dog Days Second Season - As if the first season of that boring furry shit wasn't bad enough, now we get a second season.
Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon - The epitome of shitty harem fanservice shows. If you enjoy this series you should commit seppuku immediately.
Aruvu Rezuru blah blah blah - I don't care. May your imouto be lost in net space forever, Remu.
Oda Nobuna no Yabou - Wow. This is a unique spin on Sengoku period Japan. They've decided to replace Japan's historical figures, with kawaii girls. Wait. This isn't unique at all. I can't count the number of shitty series that do this. Go come up with something original, assholes.
Hakuouki: Reimei-roku - Woohoo an anime adaptation of a shitty otomege! Eat your heart out, ugly fujoshi.

La storia della Arcana Famiglia - Aw yea, now this is what I'm talking about. Another anime based off a mediocre otomege! Just kidding. How do they keep making this shit? When are otomege based anime ever popular?
Tari Tari - An anime centred around three girls and their musical endeavours. Not interested. At least this one seems it will have romance though.
Chouyaku Hyakunin Isshu: Uta Koi - Another anime for girls. 勘弁してくれよ...
Muv-Luv Alternative: Total Eclipse - Alternative itself is an alright series. I would watch an anime adaptation of that. But I have no interest in an anime of the shitty light novel spin off series that is Total Eclipse.
Chitose Get You!! - I'm sorry Chitose, but I'm not going to watch your shitty sh-
>Elementary school girl named Chitose who wildly pursues the love of Hiroshi, and older young man...
W-Well, probably nobody will watch it, so maybe I'll check the show out because I'm a nice guy. Not because I want to watch it or anything.

Kokoro Connect - No thank you sir!
Binbou-gami ga! - Although it isn't common for a shounen anime to have a female lead, I'm not really interested at all in the plot, so I will pass.

And that's it sirs! Pretty bad season! Looks like anime might be doomed until the Gods bring us more Raildex.


  1. Shit taste as usual.

    1. Stop pretending to be Currybutt, anon.

  2. Sigh, why are you so jaded, Sakura-kun?
    Not willing to try a single anime except for one that has a plot element you like?

    1. >Not willing to try a single anime except for one that has a plot element you like?
      Are you suggesting I should watch anime with plot elements I don't like?

  3. What did you think of Fate/Zero?

    1. I dropped it after several episodes. It was worse than FSN.

  4. Who are you quoting?