Sunday, December 4, 2011

10 Best and Worst Heroines of 2000+

Someone was bugging me to make a post about anything so I decided to make a post listing the top ten best and worst heroines since 2000. Keep in mind this list is fact, and based on actual scientific research. As such no disagreeing with the list is allowed.

Alright so we'll start with the best heroines then, in no particular order.

First up is:

Satonaka Chie from Persona 4. She is beautiful and nice. She also wears delicious spats. She is the best heroine out of any Persona game.

Second is:

Misaka Mikoto from To Aru Majutsu no Index. Best tsundere ever award. Also perfect age range for me... I'm not lolicon by the way.

Third is:

It was hard to find non-lewd pictures.
Yuuki Mikan from to-love-ru or something. Excellent imouto character. Makes breakfast, takes care of herself and the house, and is only 11! She also loves her Oniichan. I wish I could replace my baka imouto with her~

Fourth is:

Inami Mahiru from Working!!. She is super dere towards the protagonist (me) and super cute~

Fifth is:

Dat face
Kagami Sumika from Muv-Luv. She is the epitome of childhood friend character. If Sumika was my CHF things would be different around here...

Sixth is:

...Asuka from Evangelion. She is so attractive it's crazy. Although she is a little tsun her dere is great!

Seventh is:

Tsukimiya Ayu from Kanon. The original moe from the original nakige (no arguing allowed). Uguu...

Eighth is:

Suzumiya Akane from Kimi ga Nozomu Eien. Really the only reason to read the VN. She is great, younger, and yea. The fandisc is nice too because you can court her before the accident~

Ninth is:

Nanasaki Ai from Amagami. Excellent kouhai character. Superbly delicious voice acting. Literally almost die every time she says 'Senpai'.

Tenth is:

Hinamori Amu from Shugo Chara. Although I don't approve of her boy harem and her letting older boys at her house... she is still moe.

Now for the 10 worst characters. Remember, this is indisputable.

First is:

Kusoneko from Ore no Imouto. She is a garbage friend to Kirino, is a hipster, has shit taste in anime and manga, writes dumb fanfics, and probably smells bad. She is an ugly fujoshi. And she is trying to NTR Kirino.

Second is:

Itsuwa from To Aru Majutsu no Index. She is a trash heroine added halfway through the series. Nobody except a small vocal minority likes her (fact, don't argue) and she gets way too much attention to her in the novels. I hope she disappears.

Third is:

Meiya from Muv-Luv. She is a dumb character. She met the protagonist, for one day, when they were both like 4 or 5, and he apparently said he would marry her. So like 12 or 13 years later she comes to live with him against his consent to fulfill this promise? Who the hell does she think she is? She played with the guy once when they were pretty much babies and somehow she deserves to come into the scene and expect to hook up with him? I don't think so. Muv-Luv would be better if she was the only one that died.

Fourth is:

Haruhi from...Haruhi. I don't think I really need to say that much right? She is a bitch.

Fifth is:

Taiga from Toradora. She is the worst kind of character. Abusive, dumb, fake tsundere, etc. She does not deserve to have her feelings rewarded. Minorin did.

Sixth is:

Ohana from Hanasaku Iroha. Another typical slut voiced by Itou Kanae. Although she has a very bad mother so it isn't all Ohana's fault she turned out the way she did.

Seventh is:

Toosaka Rin from Fate/Stay Night. She is lewd, bisexual, and is a bitch to her poor imouto.

Eighth is:

Konata from Lucky Star. Another ugly fujoshi character meant to appeal to the stinky otaku crowd. "Konata likes anime and galge! Just like me! K-Konata..."

Ninth is:

Tomoyo from Clannad. Biggest Mary Sue character in a VN. She is violent and lewd. Not moe at all. Has an awful route in the VN and an awful fandisc.

Tenth is:

Yui from K-ON. I applaud KyoAni for having it in them to make an anime with a cast of mentally handicapped characters, but they went too far with Yui. Sometimes I wonder how she even remembers to breath considering how retarded she is. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that a character like her exists, or the fact that there are people that actually like her.

That's all for now.


  1. >Rin

    I just threw my monitor out the window, now I have to buy another one.

  2. @oduS
    You mean American taxpayers have to buy another one.

  3. Why are you so mean, Saku-san?
    Ohana is a good girl.
    Yui and Rin are also good girls ;_;

  4. @Sakura
    >implying the workforce doesn't live to support NEETs
    They should be honored to buy things I deem worthy of ownership.

  5. @Saten-san
    Ohana is not a good girl. And I never said Yui is 'bad', I mean, it isn't her fault she was born the way she was. But she is still extremely unattractive and belongs in special ed.

  6. Sakura is a horrible young man.

  7. @Sakura

    She was not born a god. Her destiny did not lead her to this crime. She chose this path of her own free will. She stole the godhood and murdered the Hortator.

  8. @Anonymous
    I don't understand what you're saying.


  9. Nothing wrong with Rin, she isn't lewd, it was a life or death situation, in the HF route she stop going after Shirou because Sakura has feelings for him, its not her fault that Sakura was adopted by the Mutous.I don't even think she isbisexual, as before it was either that or death, and even if she was there nothing wrong with that.

    All that aside, I agree about Taiga from Toradora, I hated her so much!.

    1. Thanks! Glad to see someone that agrees. Don't worry about the Rin part, I was mainly joking about her.